Don’t Buy My Book

If you haven’t yet bought TRACKING HAPPINESS: A SOUTHERN CHICKEN ADVENTURE, don’t do it.

We’re gonna have another big online push AUGUST 1st (of this year.) That’s this coming WEDNESDAY. Five days away. So hold off ’til then.

Why August 1st? I don’t know. It’s right after my sister’s birthday, and she did the photo for the cover, and that seems fitting? Or maybe August 1st is your birthday. Or maybe simply because I don’t do anything if it’s not calendared. So we’re calendaring the time to buy TRACKING HAPPINESS at a near point in the future. Less than a week away. 5 days. Wednesday.

“I personally don’t see the point of being in business with chickens if you’re not gonna be nice to them.”
Lucinda Mae Watkins

Single-again Lucinda Mae Watkins—of the “Edison, Mississippi, fried chicken royalty”—learns Big Doodle Dayton is blaming her dead daddy for the drug scandal exploding at the local Chicken Palace fried chicken joint. She takes off cross country on the train to clear her daddy’s name, while hopefully discovering the secret to happiness along the way. Join Lucinda on the most hilarious—if slightly ribald—adventure of her life. 

But what if you’ve already bought the book? No worries. You, my early and loyal fans, can calendar August 1st as the time to go to Amazon and post a 5 star review. For such a small thing, it is inordinately helpful. See, something for everyone. 🙂

August 1st.

Write it down. On your calendar.

I’ll remind you.