Top Ten Reasons to Buy Tracking Happiness
Lord, why do I want you to buy my book? What’s so important within the (amazingly awesome) covers that justifies your spending $13.99 for a print book or $3.99 for an ebook? I mean, why does this book matter, other than the fact that it’s mine?
Top Ten Reasons to Buy TRACKING HAPPINESS: A SOUTHERN CHICKEN ADVENTURE (From Worst to Best)
10. You feel sorry for me and want to make me feel better by liking my book
9. You need to money launder $13.99, and no one can trace your money to my book
8. You want to see if I can spell “sashayed”
7. You’d given up on my ever publishing a novel, and now you’re old as Methuselah, and you can’t afford to wait for the next novel to come out to see if you like it better
6. You are my mother, my husband, or my dog
5. I bought your book
4. You want to find out how an entire novel can be set on a train without being boring as dirt
3. You’re headed to the beach and need a really good escapism read
2. You want to read about sex in a treehouse
1. You love chickens and want to see them passionately defended in a novel
1 + You’ve heard my short stories and know my novel will be funny as hell with a good message
1 ++ You think the cover is really funny and promises a good read
Final 1 (I promise) The jacket blurb caught your attention and wont’ let go:
Okay, there were 13 reasons. I tend to share Lucinda’s exuberance. And 13 is an unlucky number, so I had to lie.
If (and only if) any of these reasons apply to you, click here to buy TRACKING HAPPINESS: A SOUTHERN CHICKEN ADVENTURE in paperback or ebook
The chickens and I thank you for your support.
“I personally don’t see the point of being in business with chickens if you’re not gonna be nice to them.” Lucinda Mae Watkins
Single-again Lucinda Mae Watkins—of the “Edison, Mississippi fried chicken royalty”—learns Big Doodle Dayton is blaming her dead daddy for the drug scandal exploding at the local Chicken Palace fried chicken joint. She takes off cross country on the train to clear her daddy’s name, while hopefully discovering the secret to happiness along the way.
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Susanne
Ordered. My only regret is that it won’t be signed by the author.
Ellen Morris Prewitt
Funny you should ask. Ok, you didn’t ask, but you aren’t the first to regret no signed copy. In a day or two when the bookplates arrive (and I can tell they aren’t awful), I’ll post an option to email me your address and I’ll mail you a signed bookplate (for free!) that you can put in your book.
D. Wallace Peach
What a great buy my book post! What a hoot. This is the best I’ve ever seen, and of course, I had to buy your book! Well done, Ellen.
Ellen Morris Prewitt
You’re making me blush—that means a lot coming from you. I’m so glad you found it amusing, and I’m really honored you bought my book! I so hope you enjoy it.
Janet Sever
You got me at number 2. Actually I already ordered it—paperback—yesterday. I may have to go ahead and pay for the Kindle version so I can read immediately!
Ellen Morris Prewitt
That’s the criminal in you, that is. 🙂 Thank you so much for ordering–you’ll recognize parts of it. If you want me to send you a signed bookplate, go to the Contact page and send me your address—I’ll get one in the mail. All the happiness to you, ellen